Monday, Monday...
Oct. 9th, 2006 07:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hantsbearAfter the drama of Friday night and thoughts of having to make a mad dash up to Nottingham bearing a brown paper bag full of grapes, spent the weekend with Nick who had come down to help me move a load of trash that had been building up over the months and indulging in kinky sex. At one point we were trying to compile a list of "Things Not To Say During Sex"; most of which I can't remember. Oh, and doing ordinary stuff like going out to a good pub for lunch on Saturday; making the most of the good weather before it turns...
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2 things not to say during sex..
Date: 2006-10-09 07:36 pm (UTC)1. I am a taco!
2. You are sexy like a monkey!
"Things Not To Say During Sex"
Date: 2006-10-09 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-09 10:19 pm (UTC)Oh and here's my contribution to the 'Things Not To Say During Sex' thread..
One evening after a particularly mind-blowing marathon of sexual bliss with Steve whereupon we expanded several intimate boundaries he looked up at me as I lay blissed-out and glazed-over and we had the following conversation:
Steve: "Did you like that?"
Me: [panting heavily] "Oh, yes, yes I did."
S: [with a very serious tone] "Good, but I'm afraid we can never do that again."
M: [taking the bait and visibly concerned] "Wha-why not?"
S: [starting serious then turning little-kiddish] "Because, I don't want to make Jesus cry!"
[breathless laughter ensues]
Fun With Grammar #395.b
Date: 2006-10-09 10:38 pm (UTC)So the trash that was building up has been luckier than I've been lately?
Re: Fun With Grammar #395.b
Date: 2006-10-10 09:08 am (UTC)