Monday, Monday...

[hantsbear]

After the drama of Friday night and thoughts of having to make a mad dash up to Nottingham bearing a brown paper bag full of grapes, spent the weekend with Nick who had come down to help me move a load of trash that had been building up over the months and indulging in kinky sex. At one point we were trying to compile a list of "Things Not To Say During Sex"; most of which I can't remember. Oh, and doing ordinary stuff like going out to a good pub for lunch on Saturday; making the most of the good weather before it turns...

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2 things not to say during sex..

[dazzedelf.livejournal.com]

Disclaimer: I never said these things, and they were never said to me. They were said by a friend to another friend during sex and the speaker of these phrases has yet to live them down.

1. I am a taco!

2. You are sexy like a monkey!