Monday, Monday...

[hantsbear]

After the drama of Friday night and thoughts of having to make a mad dash up to Nottingham bearing a brown paper bag full of grapes, spent the weekend with Nick who had come down to help me move a load of trash that had been building up over the months and indulging in kinky sex. At one point we were trying to compile a list of "Things Not To Say During Sex"; most of which I can't remember. Oh, and doing ordinary stuff like going out to a good pub for lunch on Saturday; making the most of the good weather before it turns...

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2 things not to say during sex..

[dazzedelf.livejournal.com]

Disclaimer: I never said these things, and they were never said to me. They were said by a friend to another friend during sex and the speaker of these phrases has yet to live them down.

1. I am a taco!

2. You are sexy like a monkey!

"Things Not To Say During Sex"

[rock-bear.livejournal.com]

"this only works with round pin plugs"

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

I just want to know what constitutes 'kinky sex' for you. ;)

Oh and here's my contribution to the 'Things Not To Say During Sex' thread..

One evening after a particularly mind-blowing marathon of sexual bliss with Steve whereupon we expanded several intimate boundaries he looked up at me as I lay blissed-out and glazed-over and we had the following conversation:

Steve: "Did you like that?"

Me: [panting heavily] "Oh, yes, yes I did."

S: [with a very serious tone] "Good, but I'm afraid we can never do that again."

M: [taking the bait and visibly concerned] "Wha-why not?"

S: [starting serious then turning little-kiddish] "Because, I don't want to make Jesus cry!"

[breathless laughter ensues]

Fun With Grammar #395.b

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

spent the weekend with Nick who had come down to help me move a load of trash that had been building up over the months and indulging in kinky sex

So the trash that was building up has been luckier than I've been lately?

Re: Fun With Grammar #395.b

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

One has to take what one can get... especially in Gosport!!!