Monday, Monday...

[hantsbear]

After the drama of Friday night and thoughts of having to make a mad dash up to Nottingham bearing a brown paper bag full of grapes, spent the weekend with Nick who had come down to help me move a load of trash that had been building up over the months and indulging in kinky sex. At one point we were trying to compile a list of "Things Not To Say During Sex"; most of which I can't remember. Oh, and doing ordinary stuff like going out to a good pub for lunch on Saturday; making the most of the good weather before it turns...

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[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

I just want to know what constitutes 'kinky sex' for you. ;)

Oh and here's my contribution to the 'Things Not To Say During Sex' thread..

One evening after a particularly mind-blowing marathon of sexual bliss with Steve whereupon we expanded several intimate boundaries he looked up at me as I lay blissed-out and glazed-over and we had the following conversation:

Steve: "Did you like that?"

Me: [panting heavily] "Oh, yes, yes I did."

S: [with a very serious tone] "Good, but I'm afraid we can never do that again."

M: [taking the bait and visibly concerned] "Wha-why not?"

S: [starting serious then turning little-kiddish] "Because, I don't want to make Jesus cry!"

[breathless laughter ensues]