More Woofs Than You Can Shake A Stick At...

[hantsbear]

Days like today make me glad I haven't got a tail, because boy would it have wagged. I went to go shop in Southampton, and as regular readers of this journal will know, it is the place on the south coast for long haired, hairy, downright yiffy men. And boy were they out today. Went into HMV; furry longhair assistant not on the video counter (but two bear cubs instead...) I enquired of the wearabouts of said assistant.

"You mean Beaker? He's on Revenue Protection... in fact he's behind you at the top of the escalator..." And indeed he was. I approached...

"Okay, I give... whyfore Beaker?" He grinned sheepishly. It turns out that there was a party, and no alcohol, honest guv, and a Muppet film. Apparently, he also spent another time talking to a plaster cast of a dog for three and a half hours...

So, now the furry one has a name...

Mimimimimimimiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

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hmmm...

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Apparently, he also spent another time talking to a plaster cast of a dog for three and a half hours...

Considering he works for HMV, maybe he thought he was chatting up the corporate logo? That's important if you want to advance your career, y'know.