Bear Eye for the Straight Guy...

[hantsbear]

I dispair of my staff. Lunchtime, Julie and Sarah, my two youngest members of staff, were discussing men about the building. When it came to the matter of a soldier seen lurking around the building in full khaki, they decided to seek my opinion on the tightness of his posterior, amongst other things...

Honestly, I'm sure I don't know what sort of a bear they think I am...!!!

Comments

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

bear = masculine = automatic interest in all things military, I guess...

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

A - so what do you think of his bum? tight enough for you?

hantsbear - pshaw! make it wider!

soldiers

[rock-bear.livejournal.com]

of course had it been a basking group of S.E.A.L.S I'm sure you would have had an opinion ;-)

Possible response

[progbear.livejournal.com]

«If he were captured by my pirate ship, he'd be deemed unfit for buggery. Hell, he'd be the first to walk the plank!»