Help...!

[hantsbear]

Does anyone have such a thing as an inflatable Anne Robinson doll? I need one to scare off the people from Southern Electric who keep turning up on my doorstep trying "not" to sell me electricity and gas. Ho ho ho.

You are the weakest utility. Goodbye.

Comments

It's a tad extreme, but...

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Next time, answer the door with a battery-powered vibrator and tell them you simply don't need electricity.