I'm Probably Asking For Trouble Here...

[hantsbear]

Nicked from rock_bear who stole it from
from greasybiker who lifted it from...

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Mind you, if you get too damn nosy, I reserve the right to respond "None of your fuckin' business!" -- or possibly in eye-watering, completely non-work-safe detail.

Stand by for action...

Comments

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

1. Why koalas?
   
   
2. Whose beard would you most like to sit on?
   
   
3. Which of your physical characteristics would you like to change for (say) a week, after which it goes back to the way it is normally?

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

1. I think it stems back to when I was very small; one of my first toys was a koala, and I guess it stuck from there...!

2. Hmmm... as I'm already familiar with Russ's beard, as far as long(-ish) beards are concerned, Dan Hegarty springs to mind...!

3. Would certainly like to lose a little bit of belly (but not too much!)

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

1. i still have jarful of marmite (with only the slightes bit skimmed off the top) - any recommendations on how to consume the stuff?

2. What is your favourite snack food (aside from longhairelric ;)

3. would you please describe your pubic hairs using only words that begin wit the letter "f?"

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

1. Spread on toast, toasted muffins or bagels; add a teaspoon to stocks, soups and gravies. In fact, there is a Marmite cookbook published quite recently...

2. Difficult one - it's a toss-up between Cheese and Onion flavoured potato chips and chocolate!

3. I'll get back to you on this one when I've found my dictionary!

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

when you say "potato chips," are you referring to the sticks of tubery goodness Americans refer to as "french fries" (or "freedom fries," for those with fewer brain cells) or to the sliced crunchies i've been told the UK knows as "crisps?"

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

Definitely crisps!

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

mmm...dry, brittle, oily goodness....

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

3. Furry, fuzzy, fallal, fallow, finical, flaunted, foliaged, full!

[rock-bear.livejournal.com]

1 During the period when you eroneously thought you were straight did you fancy the girls in ABBA too?

2 given the chance to go back and live for real during the 17th century could you actually do it?

3 When the Titanic went down would you;
A Have dived in the lifeboats as early as possible
B have grabbed the nearest bearded sailor and yelled "Daddy!"
C Have made the band play something more cheerful than Abide With Me
D Have shrieked "there's too much ice and not enough gin!"?

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

1. Hmmm... Annifrid more than Agnetha, I think.

2. Probably not; I'm too much of a scaredy-cat.

3. I like to think I'd have said D (which is so very Missmish!) but more likely would have said B!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

For some reason this reminds me of a really twisted story I read once about how this upper-crust on the Titanic went to his doom because he was down in the engine room getting buggered senseless by the stoker gang... such dirty brutes having an inexplicable allure to Victorian "gentlemen."