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My Yenta Needs Re-calibrating...
Jul. 9th, 2010 06:57 pmThere was a new relief security guard in the office today; average size, short grey hair with a bald spot and a goatee. He came over to me and introduced himself to me, asking if I was a biker.
"Ex-biker", I explained and we discussed bikes and eventually (surprise) the Hairy Bikers. Later, my colleague (and self appointed Yenta) Amiee sidles over.
"You fancy him."
"I might..." I replied blushing slightly.
"I reckon there's an 82% chance he's gay," she responded. 82%? Did she sit down with a calculator and work it out??? Anyway, later on in the day, during a subsequent conversation, he utters the "W" word. I reported this back to Amiee, who was quite surprised. Mohammed was listening in and snorted "Hah! That doesn't mean anything!"
"Ex-biker", I explained and we discussed bikes and eventually (surprise) the Hairy Bikers. Later, my colleague (and self appointed Yenta) Amiee sidles over.
"You fancy him."
"I might..." I replied blushing slightly.
"I reckon there's an 82% chance he's gay," she responded. 82%? Did she sit down with a calculator and work it out??? Anyway, later on in the day, during a subsequent conversation, he utters the "W" word. I reported this back to Amiee, who was quite surprised. Mohammed was listening in and snorted "Hah! That doesn't mean anything!"
