Ten Things You Never Really Wanted To Know About Hantsbear...

1.    Has seen the musical "Chess" sung in Swedish.

2.    Keeps an Evil Mister Catbert on top of his monitor to remind him what sort of boss not to be.

3.    Has a complete "Silent Bob" costume.

4.    Wandered the streets of Birmingham dressed as a robot.

5.    Married off a friend to a vaccum cleaner.

6.    Walked into a cubicle in a gents WC and said in a loud voice "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned..."

7.    Climbed Glastonbury Tor just to sit and eat chocolate mousse.

8.    Worked on a sewage farm.

9.    Walked into a particularly herb friendly party and said "Is someone smoking rhubarb?" at the top of his voice.

10.   Described oral sex in the voice of Kenneth Williams.