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(stolen from [profile] madamemish)

Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time by the wisher.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/her or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
This warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Date: 2006-12-23 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elric-dewisant.livejournal.com
So brilliant, it is now x-posted to MY journal! I should call you, this weekend. Does the UT number still work?

Date: 2006-12-23 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hantsbear.livejournal.com
I should be around today, so I'll keep the PC switched on and a handset near. Tomorrow, I'm off up to Crawley and debating whether to take the laptop so I might or might not be available...

Date: 2006-12-23 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigdenbear.livejournal.com
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to you, too.

Date: 2006-12-23 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearnight.livejournal.com
I'm offended. I haven't figured out why yet, but I am! LOL

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