JUSTIN LEE COLLINS WANTS YOU!!!

[hantsbear]

...screamed the e-mail.  About bloody time too, thinks I, and searches out the lube, various toys and a can of spray-on chocolate mousse.  Then I read further and found it was a mailing about his latest TV show.

Damn.  Oh well, I can dream...

Comments

[colicub.livejournal.com]

Me being me, the first thing I can think is "someone really needs to buy him some better pants!"

.......for the 8 seconds before they end up on the floor, anyhoo.

[snousle.livejournal.com]

WHAT is he wearing? It looks like some sort of orthopedic device for his balls.

And please, that is NOT a belly. Maybe a spare tire. For a bicycle!

He's a hot one though!

[winstonthriller.livejournal.com]

Oh my! For a sec., I thought it was wrestler Hacksaw Jim Duggan (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d179/BZep236/hacksaw_jim_Duggan_james_duggan_5.jpg).

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I was trying to figure out whether it was crazy padding or just overzealous airbrushing myself.

[fargonrob.livejournal.com]

Other than a male control top or truss, I don't see him as a "fatty"...

We all define our self images, least it looks like he's making a living from it.

Your still better looking