Beard Envy.

The neighborhood where I work, on the fringes of Birmingham, is home to a large Sikh population - there are two reasonably large Gurdwaras within walking distance of the Jobcentre.  And, as you would expect, an awful lot of bearded men, with some of the lushest growths of fur I have seem - one in particular the other day, sporting an orange turban, had a very full mustache and thick gray beard.  I should take photos of the street life - not allowed to take pictures in the office, for obvious reasons...