Houston, We Have A Problem...

Needed to pay a visit to the restroom in a respectable department store in Birmingham today.  Unfortunately, in my haste to sit down and get comfortable, I forgot to check everything necessary was available.  There was what could euphemistically be referred to as "A regrettable absence of essential stationary".  Fortunatly, I managed to find my phone and call rock_bear to organise supplies.

Thank heavens for cellphones! 

Things Not To Say In The Middle Of Sex...

"You realise, stood like that, you look like the guitarists from Status Quo...!"