A brief round up of news in the Hantsbear household:-

1.   I am signed off sick again thanks to my Irritable Bear Bowel Syndrome.  Seems the ends have reversed roles... TMI...
2.   Work still sucketh mightily.
3.   A bizzare image of "Whistler's Mother" featuring rock_bear came into my head during a phone conversation this afternoon.  Please don't ask...
4.   The Nymphomaniac Swede's soccer team plays the real Sweden tonight.  If England loses, they have to play Germany in the next round and will probably be out of the competition.  Ha ha ha.  Lycka till, Sverige!  I'd paint myself blue and yellow, but I'd probably get lynched, the way this bloody country goes about the great god Soccer...

That is all.  Move along; nothing to see here...

Damn.  England won their first match.  Still, there's hope they will get drummed out in the first round.  Am I the only person on the planet that would be highly amused by this?  Lycka till, Sverige!
While the match was on, I took refuge in a cinema in Fareham and went to see "The Wild" again.  What can I say; I'm a fool for wise-cracking London koalas with attitude...

England got through to the next round of Euro 2004. Now, my only hope of some decent schadenfreude relies on Tim Henman being knocked out of the first round of Wimbledon by an unknown!!