The Confidence Trick...

[hantsbear]

Many people have tried to understand my lack of confidence; I explain it thus:-

Every time I have felt confident about something, it has usually gone wrong.  For example, the attempt to become a sperm donor - I had a letter yesterday saying that the geneticists had reviewed all my results, including the non genetic tests and information, to say that although I had no serious genetic disorders that could be carried, they felt that I would be an unsuitable donor and therefore they had to decline my application.

And people expect me to try and be positive.

Comments

[albadger.livejournal.com]

That was IT? No other explanation? Jeez. Bastards. They could at least be polite. That reads like job rejections I've gotten.

Remember that there are plenty of people who want your sperm.

You could always jerk off in an envelope

[(Anonymous)]

And send it to 'em for free?

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

What? That explains nothing about why you can't be a doner... o_O

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly would welcome your sperm :-)##