hantsbear: (Ack)
hantsbear ([personal profile] hantsbear) wrote2006-12-03 06:11 pm

[identity profile] pink-halen.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It appears that if you are breathing you are a risk.
We all live in fear of renegade bands of grandmothers who use their Zimmer Frames as weapons.

[identity profile] mhkrabat.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
So ordering a halal meal is a big no-no then...?

If once on the plane you feel compelled to angrily shout "May your mouth be filled with Pork!!", you would do well to close your eyes, take many deep breaths and count to one hundred, which will insure you get to continue your journey.

Requesting a pillow and a prayer rug is also discouraged

[identity profile] fingertrouble.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What did I say over 2 weeks ago about profiling?

http://timbearcub.livejournal.com/83448.html