Me Genie O'The Light Brown Hare...!

[hantsbear]

Quote of the day:-

Innocent Punter : "'Scuse me, are you Brian Blessed?"

Me : "NO, I'M NOT BRIAN BLESSED!"

Comments

[robearal.livejournal.com]

Take it as a compliment!

[progbear.livejournal.com]

Mmm...will you grant my wish? ☻

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

/me flips through script frantically.

THERE'S NO PANTOMIME KOALA IN THIS SCENE!

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

Oh yes there is...

[albadger.livejournal.com]

Oh No There Isn't!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, there is!

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

It's behind you!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

*SHRIEK!*

[rock-bear.livejournal.com]

FOR GOD'S SAKE GUYS NO PANTOMINE JOKES ITS ONLY AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

oh, shut up and sing this well-known pop song with suitably adjusted lyrics from the song sheet!!!!

[progbear.livejournal.com]

And put on that dress I like!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

And don't forget the former pop star who's headlining this mishegas!

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

and pass me the "past it's sell-by date" bag of chocolates from Cadbury's and a tennis racket, and I'll hit the upper circle!!!

[beastbriskett.livejournal.com]

Best cuckle I've had all day. Thanks, you magical being, you!

Hmmmmmm cuter than Brian Blessed!

[denbear.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were a costumed crimefighter! *heh* What's the story behind the Genie pic?

Re: Hmmmmmm cuter than Brian Blessed!

[denbear.livejournal.com]

Though I DO think BB is rather hot! :D

Re: Hmmmmmm cuter than Brian Blessed!

[progbear.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think most of us do.

But the originator of the original comment had to have been near-sighted. Brian Blessed has a curly beard, whereas hantsbear’s is straight.

I’m certain “one of our people” would not make the same mistake.

[danthered.livejournal.com]

Ickity, ackity, oop.

...Oh-oh squeak, ah-ah Pfffft...

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!

EVERYBODY!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT LEFT TOIN AT ALBUQUOIQUE!

[siegewolf.livejournal.com]

What do I have to rub to have three wishes granted? >:D

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

Answers on a postcard please to "Hantsbear's Groin, TISWAS, ATV Land, Birmingham, B1 2JP"!!