"Hello, I'm Julian And This Is My Friend Sandy..."

[hantsbear]

Attended a sex workshop in Southampton today.

Ended up describing how to perform Deep Throating in the manner of Kenneth Williams.

I suppose it could only happen to me...

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Hello, I'm Julian And This Is My Friend Sandy..."

[rock-bear.livejournal.com]

wecome to Bona Blowjobs"

"how nice to vada your dolly old ekk Mr 'orne"

"Its not just his eek, Jules, 'es got his lallys astride and he wants us to compliment him on his cord-wangling"

"ah you've cord-wangled it very nicely Mr 'orne, right down to your ginger riah, very comme ill faux, thats yer actual French of course"

"oh yes we're always popping over to the french ports, and its so much quicker with Eurostar"

"I bet you barely had time to catch your breath before you were grabbed by the matelots"

"OOOOOH! I'n he bold!!!!"

Re: Hello, I'm Julian And This Is My Friend Sandy..."

[hantsbear.livejournal.com]

...roflmfao!